Fair warning folks, this one gets weird even for us. Travis starts off talking about the competition between the 3 Travis Clarks in entertainment and how it almost worked out in his favor. Soon it devolves into a couple of Logan’s Run references and some good ol’ old people hating. We even invent a new “competition” that involves old people and we make suggestions about how to use them in order to save your marriage. After that Brandi reveals that she’s been reading Twilight and that she likes dreamy vampires. She even declares that she’s on Team Edward. Swear to God. Travis then berates the entire franchise and yet he seems to know an awful lot about it… including the different colors of Edward’s eyes. Me thinks the man doth protest too much. Finally we end with bugs since Travis had an almost intimate experience with a Black Widow and there’s an invading ant army that’s literally driving Brandi to tears. Soon many odd avenues and orifices are exploited by this topic.

“Artwork” by Travis

MUSIC:

Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)

Old Timer by thatdog

Vampire Waltz by Burning Brides

Boris The Spider by The Who