As promised here are the photos from Brandi’s stirring literary work “The Day Jesus Came Alive (Again).” All the pages are in the same chronological order that the young author originally intended.

Here’s the cover. Please note the artistic use of old lady wallpaper and name tag sticker:

This is the title page which has a different title than the cover:

Here’s the special dedication page:

Here’s Page 1 where we learn that Jesus was born in “Gotham.” All hail Bat-Jesus:

Here’s the first “illumination” in Brandi’s book. According to it Jesus was a blonde boy who liked vague rainbows and rode a bus-cat:

Here’s Page 2 where we learn about Jesus’ mom:

Here’s the Mother Mary and her weird all blue background and mysterious face:

And now for Page 3.  Apparently Jesus was a cute baby:

Here is the cute Baby Jesus magically floating in front of Mary. Please notice Mary’s hair color has changed:

Page 4 tells more about the relationship between Mary and Jesus:

In this illumination Mary seems to have a bit of a water issue between her legs. Hence the name “Waterfall Crotch Mary and Smiley Jesus”:

Page 5 had a bit of a re-write but we learn that Brandi and Jesus are total BFF’s:

And now the special “farting into the air” picture. Still not sure how this ties in with the overall storyline:

On Page 6 things take a dark turn:

Here’s Jesus with his T-Rex arms on the cross:

But on Page 7 things are looking up (again):

Then a giant and a small person befriend each other:

Page 8 AKA the happy ending:

The last illumination shows all the wheel footed children of the world rejoicing:

And finally perhaps the greatest “About The Author” ever written:

THE END