Brandi wants to carjack people, watched “A Year Without A Santa Claus” and isn’t feeling the holiday spirit. Travis talks.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Advanced Darkness by Yawning Man
Welcome to the first Tiny Odd Conversations of the New Year. First we start off talking about Brandi’s book of puzzles that has Travis very angry. Brandi has been trying to solve a logic problem and Travis’ problem with it is that it seems to contain no logic. He’s a bit testy during this segment but soon he starts talking about how he used to set things on fire and he finally calms down. After that it’s time for an in studio guest. A big time movie star comes into TOC Pod HQ and has a conversation about his acting process and his future acting endeavors. And finally as we were putting away our Christmas decorations into our storage space a rare treasure was unearth. It’s a book about Jesus written by a 7 year old Brandi. Apparently Jesus was a blond boy who liked vague rainbows and rode a bus-cat.
In this episode we start off talking about earthquakes, Pangaea, fire, molestation trailers, pudding, chocolate milk, Cormac McCarthy and The Road. Believe it or not it all ties together. After that we move onto a news story that Brandi wants to share. Apparently each year Social Security mistakenly reports 14,000 people as dead when they are, in fact, alive. But we soon learn that what Brandi is truly fascinated by and worried about it is… robo-goalies. Next it’s yet another addition to the on going segment of “Travis In The Workplace.” The job should have been over by now but like Godfather and Rocky movies, they just keep making more. This week we learn Travis has been working on a porno set… sort of. We end with a final thought and some news about Eric The Announcer and our first guest ever. Turns out both will be on next weeks show! So sit back, relax, and lose another hour of your life to this week’s TOC Pod.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Earthquake by Graham Central Station
Robot Parade by They Might Be Giants
Black Throat by Boss Hog
The North Pole by The Walkmen