Travis went to a rave, an asteroid almost hit the Earth and Brandi loves Dirty Dancing.
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For some reason we seem to attract and observe a lot of weirdos so first up we tell you about some jack asses we saw recently. Also apparently gravity is horrible to your genitals so get ready for more info about Travis than you probably want. Next up it’s time for more Brandi Questions. Brandi wants to know if animals have celebrities. Also she let’s us know just how all the animals of the world are classified. This includes “liquid animals” by the way. Finally Brandi hates reading in low light situations. Her solution? Eye lights and yes those are lights that would go inside your eyes.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Better by Super Touch
See That Animal by Elastica
Closer To Doom by Bigelf
This one gets… interesting. Travis helps a friend make a video and along the way meets an elderly bubble bath fan and a mush mouthed homeless man that wears glasses and has an interest in dead rats. We also have a bonus Brandi questions this month! Let’s just say it has to do with atomic bombs and science so you know it won’t go well. Finally Travis has a gas problem and he wants to talk about it. That and make a new Larry The Cable Guy movie.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
I Think I Smell A Rat by The White Stripes
The Great Atomic Power by Southern Culture On The Skids
Life’s A Gas by T. Rex
This week it’s back to the two co-captains steering this jackass ship right into the icebergs. And there are a lot in this episode. Everything from lady parts and the bottom of the ocean to how blood does or doesn’t work as well as a lot of hatred towards eaters of hotdogs, owners of flasks and people younger than Travis.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Ocean In The Way by Dinosaur Jr.
The Blood Is Love by Queens of the Stone Age
We Do Not Fuck Around by Viva Voce
This week it’s an all music related extravaganza! First up it’s all about the early years of being a music fan. And to go along with that, yes, it has finally been unearthed – the audio of a teenage Brandi trying to sing a Hole song. But turn about is fair play and Travis decides to reveal an embarrassing tale about himself. It’s a TOC Pod Exclusive! After that it’s time for an in studio guest. You know him from bands like Deep Dark Robot and Fatso Jetson. That’s right Mr. Tony Tornay joins us at the TOC Pod HQ and talks to us about being in bands, touring, Chevy Cavaliers, nudity, vaginas and firearms. After that it’s all about the live shows, man. Brandi found a box full of ticket stubs from shows she went to, shows she can’t remember going to, and shows she forgot to go to all together. Soon it’s all about how going to live shows changes as you get older and Travis has a suggestion on how to make a concert more enjoyable now that he’s in his 30′s. Two words: recliner section!
For more info on Tony and his bands head over to deepdarkrobot.com and fatsojetson.com
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Violet (Hole cover) as sung by a teenage Brandi
Dad I’m In Jail by Was (Not Was)
I Can’t Turn You Loose (Otis Redding cover) by Was (Not Was)
New Age Android by Fatso Jetson
Ace Of Spades (acoustic version) by Motörhead
Payback by Slayer
Here we are again with yet another addition to the TOC Pod canon. This week we officially declare war on old people and bugs. They started it so they will have to deal with the repercussions. This aggression will not stand, man! Next up we talk a bit about advertising and how it applies to monkeys. That’s right they’re trying to advertise to monkeys now which makes us to wonder what would be in a monkey supermarket? A fun game to play during this segment would be to try and count the number of times we say monkey vagina. Finally we start off our last segment by reading a listener email from a lovely lady named Karen. After we digest her brief and bold message we move on to the topic of kids. It seems all of our friends are procreating and try as we might we just can’t seem to muster the desire to join the growing trend. We wonder what the fruit of our loins would be like and decide to air on the side of caution and spare the gene pool from any further polluting… for now. All that and more so sit back and enjoy losing another hour you’ll never get back. Monkey vagina!!!!
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Little Wars by Unwed Sailor
Monkey In The Middle by Desert Sessions
Bad Kids by Black Lips
Fair warning folks, this one gets weird even for us. Travis starts off talking about the competition between the 3 Travis Clarks in entertainment and how it almost worked out in his favor. Soon it devolves into a couple of Logan’s Run references and some good ol’ old people hating. We even invent a new “competition” that involves old people and we make suggestions about how to use them in order to save your marriage. After that Brandi reveals that she’s been reading Twilight and that she likes dreamy vampires. She even declares that she’s on Team Edward. Swear to God. Travis then berates the entire franchise and yet he seems to know an awful lot about it… including the different colors of Edward’s eyes. Me thinks the man doth protest too much. Finally we end with bugs since Travis had an almost intimate experience with a Black Widow and there’s an invading ant army that’s literally driving Brandi to tears. Soon many odd avenues and orifices are exploited by this topic.
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Old Timer by thatdog
Vampire Waltz by Burning Brides
Boris The Spider by The Who
