We went to The Cape Fear Comedy Festival and we talked to Matt Ward and Jared Logan.
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We went to a fancy dinner party, Brandi is photographing license plates and Travis talks about weird voices.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Straight Edge by Minor Threat
Don’t Pretend You Didn’t Know by Dinosaur Jr.
The Voice And The Vision by Masters Of Reality
Travis runs into people he used to know and none of them are Brad Pitt or Dave Grohl. Brandi wants to know if they make photos for blind people and Travis reminds Brandi she’s horrible at opening jars.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Not You Again by Dinosaur Jr.
Imagination Blind by Dinosaur Jr.
In A Jar by Dinosaur Jr.
Yes Travis pouted all last week and claimed there would be no shows this week, but he manned up and this is the result. First up Brandi hates her name and has horrible ideas on what would make a good name. Then Travis tries to talk about his awkwardness but Brandi hijacks the segment and starts talking about how it’s possible to catch a dog face and that people might turn into cats. Travis just calls her crazy and yells “science” a lot. After that Travis finally talks about his public awkwardness, how elevators are really tiny dance studios and what he wished happened when that guy at the gym thought Travis winked at him.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
What’s My Name by The Clash
Dog Faced Boy by eels
Elevator by Burning Brides
Here we are again with yet another addition to the TOC Pod canon. This week we officially declare war on old people and bugs. They started it so they will have to deal with the repercussions. This aggression will not stand, man! Next up we talk a bit about advertising and how it applies to monkeys. That’s right they’re trying to advertise to monkeys now which makes us to wonder what would be in a monkey supermarket? A fun game to play during this segment would be to try and count the number of times we say monkey vagina. Finally we start off our last segment by reading a listener email from a lovely lady named Karen. After we digest her brief and bold message we move on to the topic of kids. It seems all of our friends are procreating and try as we might we just can’t seem to muster the desire to join the growing trend. We wonder what the fruit of our loins would be like and decide to air on the side of caution and spare the gene pool from any further polluting… for now. All that and more so sit back and enjoy losing another hour you’ll never get back. Monkey vagina!!!!
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Little Wars by Unwed Sailor
Monkey In The Middle by Desert Sessions
Bad Kids by Black Lips
Fair warning folks, this one gets weird even for us. Travis starts off talking about the competition between the 3 Travis Clarks in entertainment and how it almost worked out in his favor. Soon it devolves into a couple of Logan’s Run references and some good ol’ old people hating. We even invent a new “competition” that involves old people and we make suggestions about how to use them in order to save your marriage. After that Brandi reveals that she’s been reading Twilight and that she likes dreamy vampires. She even declares that she’s on Team Edward. Swear to God. Travis then berates the entire franchise and yet he seems to know an awful lot about it… including the different colors of Edward’s eyes. Me thinks the man doth protest too much. Finally we end with bugs since Travis had an almost intimate experience with a Black Widow and there’s an invading ant army that’s literally driving Brandi to tears. Soon many odd avenues and orifices are exploited by this topic.
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Old Timer by thatdog
Vampire Waltz by Burning Brides
Boris The Spider by The Who
