This week it’s back to the two co-captains steering this jackass ship right into the icebergs. And there are a lot in this episode. Everything from lady parts and the bottom of the ocean to how blood does or doesn’t work as well as a lot of hatred towards eaters of hotdogs, owners of flasks and people younger than Travis.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Here we go with episode 033! First up it’s a look back at Ham The Astro Chimp and space monkeys. Travis learns that all the space monkeys didn’t exactly volunteer for their role in the space program and how they were treated kind of sucked. After that the suck-fest continues as Travis talks about the new and horrible Kirstie Alley show he had to watch. Believe it or not it’s actually even worse than it sounds. Finally it’s the debut of Travis questions. Would Brandi still love Travis if he no longer had his… you know “happy bits.” Get ready to hear ejaculating taint a lot!
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Space Monkey Oddity
Piss Alley by The Crownhate Ruin
‘Tain’t What You Do (It’s The Way That Cha Doit) by Harry James & His Orchestra (feat. Jack Palmer)
This week we start off talking about blue eyes. Turns out that a recent study revealed that all people with blue eyes share a common ancestor. Brandi and Travis both have blue eyes so now they’re married AND related! After that it’s time for another edition of Brandi Questions. This time Brandi wants to know if blind people can watch pornography. The short answer: no, they’re blind! Finally we end with some talk of time travel. Travis likes it from a storytelling viewpoint, but doesn’t believe it’s possible. Brandi believes it is possible and that people from the future will come back to tell us that from time to time the earth stops spinning. Who needs physics? Apparently no one in the future…
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
It’s the all Halloween episode of Tiny Odd Conversations! First Brandi tries to tell us about the history of Halloween and that goes about as well (and as accurately) as you’d expect. After that it’s time to dive into some memories of Halloweens past. It’s stories of Trick Or Treating and candy. And this year our little imaginary daughter goes door to door for the first time. Finally we end with some ghost stories. Brandi tells a story about a haunted doll and Travis reads a very “adult” encounter with some rather frisky ghosts. So sit back and allow another hour of your life to be bled away from you! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
For more info on the haunted doll Brandi talks about CLICK HERE
To check out the ghost story Travis read CLICK HERE
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Halloween Theme Song (feat. Eric The Undead Announcer)
Halloween by Dead Kennedys
Candy by The Presidents of the United States of America
Pipe Organ And Ghost from Scary Sound Effects
Theme from Debbie Does Dallas by Gerard Sampler
Halloween TV Commercial (from Halloween III) by Tommy Lee Wallace and Alan Howarth
This week we start off with our very first field report from last weekend’s 3rd Annual Zombie Walk. Travis quickly learns that he is a crappy field reporter who really should read the manual of the field recorder. Brandi isn’t much better but does manage to get a compliment from an onlooker. After that it’s time for another edition of “Brandi Questions.” This time Brandi wants to know why there isn’t a special 911 number you call in case you are unable to speak. She also thinks there should be a menu of options / choices for you to select as to why you can’t speak and she reveals she secretly has a fear of heavy things falling on her. After that it’s Travis’ birthday! For a guy who says he doesn’t like to make a big deal about his birthday he sure talks about it a lot. We also try to figure out why birthday sex is a thing and Travis tries to get “bunting” and “Tootsie Pop” added to the lexicon of sex act nicknames.
For more info about the Hollywood and Highland Zombie Walk CLICK HERE
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
This week we start off with Travis’ plan to fix the fucking economy. His solution? To make it a fucking economy… literally. Next it’s time for a new segment – Brandi Questions! Brandi wants to know if the world weighs more now than it did in the past. A discussion based on physics and prison-style monkey sex ensues. After that it’s time once again to discuss all things zombie. Brandi is convinced that zombies will actually happen one day. Travis on the other hand decides to invent “zornos” and yes, that’s exactly what you think it is.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversation Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
This week we start off talking about Sir Elton John’s mega hit Rocket Man. Some think this song has a hidden meaning. Perhaps it isn’t just the tale of a man in space. Maybe it’s secretly about drug addiction or even the alienation that fame can bring. Brandi thinks it’s about Elton being gay and that every time he says rocket he means wiener. After that Brandi tries to tell a story about a message she saw written on a car window. Soon the whole segment is about a meth head Barbie and Travis admits to taping a trading card of a certain famous sci-fi princess to his dick when he was in the third grade. Finally we end with talking about “sneaker males.” Get ready for some weird underwater octopus sex info.
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Rocket Queen by Guns N’ Roses
Pull Off Your Own Head (It’s A Doll Revolution) by Elvis Costello
It’s our lucky 13th episode. Or maybe it’s unlucky… either way here it is. We start off with a new segment “Tales Of Travis In Physical Therapy.” Yes, Travis is now in physical therapy and he quickly discovers that it is a place literally filled with broken people. That and sex tables. After that we move on to talking about superstitions and phobias, at least that was the intent. We’re still not entirely sure what it is we actually discussed but you do get to learn the meanings of triskaidekaphobia and doraphobia. There’s also quite a lot of talk about Chicken In A Biscuit crackers. Next it’s time for our very first interview and as promised there’s no way you’ll guess who it is so we’ll save the surprise till you listen. However it proves to be a very, very short interview and Brandi ends up recounting her tales of woe while on a family trip to Lake Tahoe. We come up with the idea for a “Rant” which is like a rave only it’s the middle of the woods and you have to gamble your sex partner. Also get ready for Kettle Metal – the new musical genre that mixes kettle corn and metal. We end with your emails and shit – literally.
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversation Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Threshold by Sex Bob Omb
No. 13 Baby by The Pixies
You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man by The Beards
This week it’s time for another edition of “Tales Of Travis In The Workplace.” Travis reveals the name of the show he’s working on (yet again) plus we get to hear a bit about Brandi’s work. Apparently the kitchen in her office is a dumping ground. After that Travis recounts a story he heard last week. It involves a semi-celebrity, fucking, and shitting. Basically it’s custom made for this show. Next it’s time to talk about game shows. Brandi loves them and it inspires Travis to come up with the next biggest show on TV. Finally we end with your emails, tweets, Facebook posts, etc.
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