Travis tries to convince Brandi the #hashtagcomedyshow is a good idea, Brandi gets the “shakes” when she doesn’t eat and she doesn’t want to donate her eyes when she dies.
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
That’s Not Really Funny by the eels
Don’t Be Messin’ With My Bread by John Lee Hooker with The Groundhogs
As promised here is the opus by the brothers Clark AKA Titanium Dynamite. Call it Say What (Mutha Fucka) or Pumpkin Pie Gurl or Spice It Up, whatever – it rocks by any name.
This week we start off with our very first field report from last weekend’s 3rd Annual Zombie Walk. Travis quickly learns that he is a crappy field reporter who really should read the manual of the field recorder. Brandi isn’t much better but does manage to get a compliment from an onlooker. After that it’s time for another edition of “Brandi Questions.” This time Brandi wants to know why there isn’t a special 911 number you call in case you are unable to speak. She also thinks there should be a menu of options / choices for you to select as to why you can’t speak and she reveals she secretly has a fear of heavy things falling on her. After that it’s Travis’ birthday! For a guy who says he doesn’t like to make a big deal about his birthday he sure talks about it a lot. We also try to figure out why birthday sex is a thing and Travis tries to get “bunting” and “Tootsie Pop” added to the lexicon of sex act nicknames.
For more info about the Hollywood and Highland Zombie Walk CLICK HERE
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)
Fair warning folks, this one gets weird even for us. Travis starts off talking about the competition between the 3 Travis Clarks in entertainment and how it almost worked out in his favor. Soon it devolves into a couple of Logan’s Run references and some good ol’ old people hating. We even invent a new “competition” that involves old people and we make suggestions about how to use them in order to save your marriage. After that Brandi reveals that she’s been reading Twilight and that she likes dreamy vampires. She even declares that she’s on Team Edward. Swear to God. Travis then berates the entire franchise and yet he seems to know an awful lot about it… including the different colors of Edward’s eyes. Me thinks the man doth protest too much. Finally we end with bugs since Travis had an almost intimate experience with a Black Widow and there’s an invading ant army that’s literally driving Brandi to tears. Soon many odd avenues and orifices are exploited by this topic.
“Artwork” by Travis
MUSIC:
Tiny Odd Conversations Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)