This week we give you another installment of “Travis In The Workplace.” Yep, somehow Travis has not been fired yet although that could still happen. This time we talk about Travis’ managing style and he recounts some overheard nuggets of information / insanity. So get ready to Google a duck penis! After that we move on to what does it truly mean to love someone? Don’t worry there’s no sentimental bullshit. We dive into the whole “in sickness and in health” vow and breakdown what that really means because let’s face it as you age it’s your responsibility to make sure your spouse dies in as little pain as possible. It ain’t romantic, but it’s true! Then it’s on to talking about what you wanted to be when you grew up. Well, we’re grown up and neither one of us is in our chosen childhood professions. Travis wanted to be an astronaut. And Brandi? Well, why spoil the surprise, but it’s safe to say she’s the only person who ever wanted this job or even thought it was an actual career option. And finally we have a new segment where we read your emails, tweets, and Facebook posts. Apparently you guys like to talk about zombies… and to tell us to fuck off.

MUSIC:

Tiny Odd Conversation Theme Song (feat. Eric The Announcer)

Octopus by Syd Barrett

Finding Out True Love Is Blind by Louis XIV

Jigsaw Puzzle by The Rolling Stones

I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About by Hüsker Dü